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Sean: I can crack my knuckles or neck whenever. But I'm only able to crack my back in one way; I can only crack it when I'm taking a poop.
Mike and I: WOW.
Sean: Yes, I strain myself that much.
Jawbreaker - Sluttering (May 4th) I sometimes...
What if Greedo Really Shot First? →
An interesting article. Some food for thought.
I've figured it out!
A naked lady. That is all.
blownspeakers: Today, while chatting online, my friend told me he had a hematoma. I didn’t know what it was, so I looked it up on Wikipedia, then continued the conversation like I was an expert on the subject. I felt smart. MLIA
Ever wonder what it would be like if someone...
If you could fill a bathtub with one type of food product and bathe in it, what...– Sean is back from London. God, I’ve missed him.
I think no. NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOO. Don’t do it, Brian. I would pee on Morrissey’s shoe if I met him. thatstupidhipster: Morrissey tattoo? I think yes.
Forsooth! Verily, mine friends ensure that my cup overfloweth. You guys are the ones who made me want to say the things that you said. coreena: HAH! we are the ones that made you say the things that you said. skinnyghost: Oh man, you totally got that one stuck in your brain from Coreena and I! AWESOME. ironswan: There are certain words and phrases that I am trying to work into my daily...
It's a lonely existence
Me: Look, I won the first game of Star Wars Trivial Pursuit, then you did, then I did again... We're the only ones who win!
Alexis: That's because we've never played with anyone else.
Me: I wonder if we'll ever play Star Wars Trivial Pursuit with anyone else.
Alexis: Gonna say...no.
There are certain words and phrases that I am trying to work into my daily conversations. I suspect this list will decrease and increase from time to time. Here is what I have so far. 1. Forsooth 2. My cup overfloweth. 3. Sever the tie. 4. cornucopia 5. Verily 6. You are the one who is the thing that you just said. 7. I’m holding things down like a hairnet. 8. Has he the semblance of a...
Combat Baby by Metric I am not a huge Metric fan,...